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TX Realtor Goes To Riot Seeking Boyfriend, Finds FBI Instead


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Who amongst us hasn’t gone insurrectioning after a Facebook message from a random “very cute guy” and wound up going through federal costs? Youthful indiscretion, proper?

“I always see all these MAGA rallies, so I said, ‘Heck yeah, let’s go,’” just lately arrested rioter Jenna Ryan, 50, told NBC’s Cynthia McFadden. “I mean, who wouldn’t go and get on a private jet?”

And so it was that Texas realtor/life coach/MAGA talkshow host boarded a airplane at Denton Municipal Airport headed for D.C. on January 5 and surged into the Capitol with hundreds of rioters on January 6 in an try and overturn the election outcomes.

In a technique under guarantee to please her future counsel, Ryan documented the day extensively on social media, after which went on to present interviews to a number of media shops describing the conduct for which she was charged.

No doubt the FBI can be happy that Ryan skipped the face masks in favor of a particular hat and scarf.

“We’re gonna go down and storm the capitol. They’re down there right now and that’s why we came and so that’s what we are going to do. So wish me luck,” she stated to her resort toilet mirror and all of Facebook. But Ryan was fast to disabuse McFadden of the wrongheaded notion that this was an expression of premeditated intent to interrupt the legislation. “If you look up the term ‘storm,’ you can storm in the kitchen. You can storm in and say, ‘No more,’” she stated. “I’m not storming in to kill people. What I meant, life or death, is if someone kills me, I will stand for my truth, even if someone kills me,” she stated.

Before coming into the Capitol constructing, she tweeted a photograph of herself subsequent to a damaged window, saying “Window at The capital [sic]. And if the news doesn’t stop lying about us we’re going to come after their studios next…” And by “come after” she most likely meant ” come after is like succeed, you understand, like, the information studios will go first, and we’ll come and say stuff on social media after, lol obvs.”

Later she livestreamed the mob coming into the constructing, saying “we are going to fucking go in here. Life or death, it doesn’t matter. Here we go,” earlier than turning the digicam on herself to remind the viewers “y’all know who to hire for your realtor. Jenna Ryan for your realtor.” Always be closing!

Despite the federal costs, Ryan insists she did nothing mistaken, telling McFadden “I, personally, feel innocent in everything that I have done. I feel like I was perfectly within my rights. I feel like the police officers were ushering people into the Capitol. There were thousands of people there. I have no guilt in my heart.”

And whereas she feels unhealthy concerning the 5 individuals who have been killed that day, she is aware of that the actual sufferer is … Jenna Ryan.

“I do not feel that I did anything wrong. In fact I feel that I did something noble and I’m proud of being there. I have no shame to be there. I feel very persecuted and I feel very misjudged,” she told one other interviewer.

“I think we all deserve a pardon. I’m facing a prison sentence. I think I do not deserve that and from what I understand, every person is going to be arrested that was there, so I think everyone deserves a pardon, so I would ask the President of the United States to give me a pardon,” she told one more information outlet. (Pity her poor lawyer.)

The Justice Department, nevertheless, doesn’t seem like anticipating presidential intervention. It charged her with one depend of disorderly conduct and one depend of unlawfully coming into a restricted constructing. And, whereas Ryan complained concerning the FBI “raiding my house for a misdemeanor,” appearing U.S. Attorney Michael Sherwin promises that supplemental costs shall be forthcoming for most of the indicted rioters.

And she didn’t even get the person of the male persuasion!

“He was adorable,” Ryan informed McFadden. “And there was another adorable girl there, too, and they ended up getting together, darn it.”

Ah, well. Time to take some recommendation from Jenna Ryan, life coach.

On the intense aspect, appears like Ryan shall be getting one other excursion to DC actual quickly! Don’t neglect your previous … Transmute it.

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Elizabeth Dye lives in Baltimore what place she writes about legislation and politics.


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